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10 best movies I’ve seen this year and you have actually seen

10 Jan
The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I would just like to point out that I’m not made of money so I have not seen movies like beasts of a southern wild and Armour. Those movies tend to play in Boston which is a 45 minute drive and then parking  is$20 so it ends up being a $40 trip.  I tend to stay at a theater near me that is also a very nice theater but only plays mainstream movies. I have seen some not all of the Oscar contenders like most people.

10. Moonrise Kingdom- The movie is Wes Anderson at his most quirky.The movie’s adult characters are all played by excellent actors and all are sort of idiotic but, are still likeable characters.  There is also a heartwarming romance between two young and troubled kids.

9. Ted- Hands down the funniest movie of the year and features one of Mark Wahlberg’s most charismatic  performances of his career.

8. The Avengers- The years biggest blockbuster is also the most entertaining movie of the year.

7. Django Unchained- If I was Ranking Tarantino movies. This would be the 2nd worst behind only Jackie Brown. The good news is that I’ve never given a Tarantino movie less than ***1/2 stars.

6. The Cabin in the Woods- A funny movie that hilariously and lovingly mocks horror movie cliches.

5. Silver Linings playbook- I went into this skeptical that this would be a Weinstein oscar manipulation movie but instead it’s a funny movie with a charismatic performance by Bradley Cooper who gets annoyingly overshadowed in the praise for this movie. He is in every scene of this movie. The reason he gets overshadowed in praise is his starring in a certain film franchise where a naked Asian guy jumps on him from the trunk of a car which is a damn shame.

4.  Skyfall- I’m loving mainstream movies making the change from tongue in cheek cheesiness to dark, serious, character focused movies. I know the dark knight trilogy started this trend but Skyfall used this form of dark blockbuster storytelling to better results.

3.  Looper- I remember reading an article declaring us in the golden age of genre movies. I agree completely with this years science fiction time travel movie Looper and last years Drive. This movie also includes my favorite line of the year. “I don’t want to talk about time travel or we’re going to be here all day making diagrams out of straws.” This line hilariously addresses the main flaw with most movies and TV shows (Lost) that use time travel. They take way too much time using exposition to explain the rules of time travel.

2. Argo- Ben Affelck not nominated for best director is a joke. Funny, thrilling, and a tad just a tad educational.

Movies I wished I placed at #1 but disappointed- The Hobbit or The dark Knight Rises

The real #1:

1. Lincoln- This movie is getting criticized for being too talky, why are people criticizing a movie that features one of best acted movies I’ve ever seen. I also think Spielberg found the perfect balance of historical accuracy and his patented majesty. I’m glad he didn’t go all out majestic since the movie is about a person Spielberg could have went all out majestic with. Thanks to a more grounded script Spielberg was able to add majestic moments in between more historically accurate depictions of the abolition of slavery.

Movies I’m ashamed I haven’t seen yet: Life of PI, Zero Dark Thirty, The Artist (from last year),

Movies I can’t believe I’ve seen instead of those movies: Snow White and the Huntsman, Taken 2, Men in Black 3,

Most Disappointing movies of the year: 1. The Hobbit (Make this one movie and it probably is a classic), 2. The Dark Knight Rises(Way too many plot holes), 3. Prometheus (Damon Lindelof should be asked to write only the beginning of a movie or TV show and bring in someone who will actually answer the questions he asks.)

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I Don’t Have to Keep Writing but I will

14 Dec

Today December 14th is the last class of the semester. Over the course of the semester my job has been to take any topic that I’ve found interesting and write a blog about it. I had always been interested in box office over the course of the semester I’ve tried to both give people are interested in box office something new to think and those who aren’t interested in box office spike their interest even a little.

Before I started this blog we spent the first week or two just deciding what our blog should be about. I recall being nervous to say I was going to write about box office because I thought people might find this topic to be ridiculous. I however found people who are also interested in this topic and passionate, but I’ve also found that the people in my class didn’t find it too ridiculous and even if they would never find box office interesting in a million years they’ve still treated my love of the topic with much respect.

So now to the future and what it holds for this box office nerd. I will still keep writing posts, but I feel still haven’t completely figured out what my blog is yet. I know how to write box office analysis in my sleep because I read websites like Box Office Mojo and Box Office Prophets all the time. I’ve come to realize over this semester that I could probably write box office analysis for their sites better than those who already do it. Since I won’t be working for them it’s time to make this site more of my own.

I’ve found that my three favorite posts I’ve done so far are “Why it’s fun to be a Box Office Nerd,” “My collections,” and “Box Office History: The Big Parade.” What I’ve liked about the first two is you can see more of me in my writing. While I am a very analytical person I think analytical writing can sometimes make person seem robotic. In these first two posts I mentioned I’m writing about me and my love of movies and tied it to box office. The last post wasn’t even a class assignment, I did it on my own. What I found was that I ended up writing about my new found love of silent films instead of doing a complete box office analysis.

So in the future I’ll still do box office analysis because it’s fun to do and I’m good at it but I also think it’s time to make this website my own and take it out of the shadow of Box Office Mojo and Box Office Prophets.

The Hobbit Reviews have arrived and uh oh!

8 Dec
Director Peter Jackson at the World premiere o...

Director Peter Jackson at the World premiere of the third part of Lord of the Rings in Wellington, New Zealand. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A Certified Fresh logo.

A Certified Fresh logo. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The Hobbit reviews have finally been posted and so far not so good. On the web site Rotten Tomatoes which which monitors the percentage of positive reviews by critics has The Hobbit at only 70% positive thus far.

The bigger issue is that of all the positive reviews mostly have come from internet critics, such as bloggers. For example this review is positive. I’d say it’s  a little early to hit the panic button, but I’m concerned. So far top critics, which is what Rotten Tomatoes calls critics like Roger Ebert and the New York Times critic A.O Scott, have been mixed in their praise. Only 1 out of 5 reviews counted thus far has been positive. Even that one was not high praise.

So far Roger Ebert hasn’t reviewed The Hobbit;he’ll probably do it next week.

The common theme of the negative reactions has been the movie is too stretched out and too long. This makes me concerned that Peter Jackson’s appendix excuse might just be a way of disguising it as a cash grab. Normally I can live with a movie being just a cash grab–if the movie is Taken 2 or Ice Age, not The Hobbit. Another thing that worries me is that Peter Jackson has become so obsessed with making technology on this film great that he forgot to care about the story.

I’m probably freaking out a little more than I need to right now because I’ve seen the 6 new clips from The Hobbit and they’re great. I probably should not freak out until more critics see the film, and I see it myself.  I’m planning on personally seeing it twice, once in Imax 3D and  the other time in the controversial 48 frames per second. Even having read the movie’s negative reviews of the format, I have to see it at least once in this format because honestly it’s worth at least giving it a try and I don’t get sick on roller coasters.

Even though I should wait, the reviews so far do give me some reason to worry. My fear is that the film is so poorly received that the box office for parts two and three suffer and the legacy of these movies held so high by Lord of the Rings is forever tarnished.

Roger Ebert, american film critic.

Roger Ebert, american film critic. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)